TMIT – How do you like…?

How do you like ____ ?






How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?
I usually make them scrambled for my son but my preference is poached though I haven’t quite mastered poaching eggs yet. I do not like the yolks runny whatsoever and overdone chaulky yolks are blasphemous! Perfection for me is when they are set but still gooey.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?
Down the middle, crust on, that way you end up with two pieces that are the same. When having Saturday lunch with my son I cut them on the diagonal, both ways, to give us four nice little triangle sandwiches. The perfect size for little hands.

3. Your coffee?
In the form of a candle! I don’t drink coffee at all, never have. I am allergic to coffee and can’t have anything that has it in it. It makes me ill pretty much instantly, go puke in the garbage can ill even.

4. Your tea?
Depends, if it is black tea I use a little sugar or honey, other kinds of tea I drink plain. My favorite is Chocolate Rocket from DAVIDsTEA. It is a mate tea with cocoa nibs, raspberries, almonds and chicory. Added bonus is it apparently has more caffeine than coffee.

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here
Give me soft-serve ice cream in a cone, hard ice cream in a bowl. Ice cream and birthday caka are the only things I prefer vanilla. I don’t think I could eat ice cream out of something rubber though, regardless what you call it. Rubber has a taste to it, I would think that would transfer to the ice cream unless they coat it with some kind of sealent or something and then that’s a whole other issue.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?
If I could have pregnancy hair all the time, without actually being pregnant, that would be the absolute best. My hair was long and thick and had a great body to it. These days it is a little shorter than shoulder length with layers in it. Short enough not to bug me but long enough to still be able to put it up in a ponytail or bun. It is most often down, straight, and naturally colored, although I have touched up the greys a bit recently. Do people still perm their hair? I haven’t done that since I was a teenager.

7. To have sex? In what position?
I like to have sex as often as possible with someone I like. If nobody I like is available I will just take care of myself. Position? Hmmm… there are so many wonderful positions, it really depends on what I am in the mood for and who I am with. I did a google search and turns out my favourite position is called the “pretzel” (as shown in the first picture below). Now I know! My next favorite is spooning anal, well doggie style anal that turns into spooning anal. It’s the change from forceful fucking to gentle sensuality that always pushes me over the edge and into subspace.

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Bonus: How do you like your lovers?
I would say it’s more about what I don’t want physically. I don’t like puny men, and usually not blonde men. Slim or big doesn’t really matter. I like men who are smart, confident, and have a sense of humour to laugh at silly things. A smile that lights up his whole face and a laugh that you know comes naturally. Serious to a point. Someone who can have a debate, good discussions, with an opinion, but who realizes we can disagree and still get along. Strong, in character and physically. Someone who can be soft and intimate but who will also take control and inflict pain in the way I like. Someone who will stand up to me, as well as for me if need be. A dominate man.

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9 thoughts on “TMIT – How do you like…?

  1. I like to cut my sandwiches down the middle too! Glad I’m not the only one. I like that position (pretzel) – so that’s what it’s called… Happy Tuesday!

  2. I so agree on the pregnancy hair!!
    That chart for the lonely and loveless made me giggle…

    Happy TMIT!!

    ~Kazi xxx

  3. G

    The sexual position images were hilarious! I agree on the pregnancy hair, too. And I especially agree on the pretzel position, I love holding onto the headboard and just getting…anyway. Great post, too bad about the coffee though.

  4. cacao nibs and my noob nips would go together quite nicely.

    okay, i’m an Aries, but i don’t think i could achieve that poster-level Zodiac Loverness, so i’ll stick with the Tony Hawk for coolness and the Sylvia Plath for realness.

  5. I love David’s Tea! They seem like a really good company, besides.

  6. LOVE the Mary Lou Retten!

  7. sexynthegeek

    Pretzel (didnt know it was called that either) is awesome! Loved all the solo sex positions lol! As an Aquarius (geek) and Pisces (sexy) glad to report we have done our zodiac positions!

  8. The sexual positions were great!

    I’m currently laughing in our staff canteen getting funny looks.

    These may go around the office.

  9. I actually wish I could go back to the hair I had BEFORE my second pregnancy. Some weird hormone thing happened during the pregnancy and my hair has never been the same.

    I am with you on the vanilla ice cream as well.

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