TMIT – What’s in your refrigerator?

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What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

A woman doing yoga is in my refrigerator

What’s in your refrigerator (and freezer)?

1. Anything alcoholic? beer, wine, bottle of champagne?
You betcha! I currently have one can and one bottle of beer, a bottle of cider, a bottle of champagne, 5 bottles of unopened wine (though one is non-alcoholic), 1 bottle opened, and a bottle of strawberry liquor in my fridge. There are several “minis” in the freezer of lemonchelo, rye, and various kinds of rum, along with some tasty vodka freezies. At the cottage there are 2 bottles of wine and 4 or 5 beer in the fridge.

2. Any guilty pleasures? Anything chocolate? Any ice cream?
I have one chocolate bar in my fridge. It is an organic coconut and almond milk chocolate bar that I just bought this evening. At the cottage I have a box of mini ice-cream sandwiches.

3. Any really old bottles of condiments?
There is an old bottle of relish in there from I can’t even tell you how long ago. Suffice it to say I haven’t bought any since living in this home (4 years this month) or the last two (2 years between them). I think it was actually given to me by someone, or bought for a barbecue party. I don’t personally like relish so it will likely be something that ends up in the bin next time the fridge is cleaned out. Heck, I’ll just throw it out now.

4. Frozen pizza? Other frozen quick dinners?
No. Well, actually, I think there are some frozen meat pies in there. Possibly. I don’t own a microwave so don’t buy frozen dinners.

5. Anything actually rotten or moldy?
There was half an onion that didn’t feel very healthy and a partially eaten red pepper (my sons snack of choice, the red pepper not the onion). Just threw them both in the bin.

6. What do you have in your fridge that the rest of us probably don’t?
Several bunches of hot peppers and a package of peeled garlic cloves. I have habanero, jalapeno, little hot red peppers, little hot green ones as well, and two of a larger variety of hot pepper. I just bought them to make hot sauce with.

Bonus:  In the novel Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, the main character, Alexander Portnoy, masturbates using a liver steak as well as a cored-out apple. Have you ever masturbated with food? What?
Um, yeah, absolutely! Nothing too dramatic or daring though. I have used carrots, cucumber, zucchini, frozen wieners, ice “fingers”. Does olive oil count? Can of whip cream? Toothpaste? The carrot thing was only once, by an old lover, and was the first thing to ever enter my ass.

Bonus, bonus:  We’re curious, how many phallic shaped foods are in your refrigerator?
None really. The bottle of beer or bottles of wine I think would be the most phallic like objects currently in my fridge. Now that I just took another look, I’d say the sushi roll is more phallic looking than anything else.

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4 thoughts on “TMIT – What’s in your refrigerator?

  1. Interesting read! Love the carrot being the first ever thing to enter your ass!!! It was a finger for me!

    ~Mia~ xx

  2. Yeah ever since watching 1000 ways to Die and seeing the story of the girl who used a carrot to masturbate who didn’t get the carrot ‘smooth’ enough. Me and edible items like that stay far away from each other, because that would be my luck…

  3. sexynthegeek

    @twisted angel, I was thinking of the same thing! i love your resposnes! thanks for sharing!

  4. G

    Finally! Someone else admits to fucking something from the fridge! Thank you for making me not feel so alone! 🙂

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