“I am stained with the stench of sex and my breath smells like orgasm” …and that is how it all started.
My friend Jules started using the name Stella Kiink a while back. It was her naughty alter ego and a way to hide in plain sight on Twitter and other social media without fear her personal life would interfere with her professional life. Her social media experiment was short-lived though, as was Stella Kiink. She packed it all in a couple months ago. Quit her high stress, high-profile job, disconnected from technology, even sold her Toronto pad and retired to a quieter life of leisure on Vancouver’s west coast. Well, as quiet as she can be with a bottle of red wine and a hot guy around.
You know how the Aussie’s call women Sheila? We called bitches Stella. Needless to say we’ve had more than a few say, “My name’s not Stella, bitch!” I even named my cell phone Stella, because it really is a bitch sometimes. I loved the name Stella Kiink from the first time we came up with it. In fact, I was more than a little jealous Jules was using it.
Why Stella Kiink? Stella, because yes, I am going to be a bitch sometimes. Kiink, because it stands for kink, as in kinky, and we thought it was sexy. You are probably questioning the two i’s aren’t you? There are several reasons for those. First, it represents two people, two I’s, so to speak. They look like two people standing facing each other, or spooning, depending on the font. Second, it stands out. You will get a plethora of results when searching for kink, but not so much when it’s kiink. Lastly, and this was just for me, my real name is fraught with double letters, so the double letters in Stella and Kiink make a nice connection that way.
So, now that Jules was off being one with nature, and some current guy named Markus, Stella Kiink was left stranded. She no longer had a voice or a place to call home. With Jules’ blessing, I am happy to give her both voice and home here.